Game time! Here's how this is going to work:
I'm going to start this thread with a quote or section of dialogue. The first person to guess the movie, character(s) AND actor(s) correctly gets to select the next quote (and NO, you can't answer you're own question you selfish buggers!). And we're off:
What is this, "Hump a Limy" week, suddenly?
Is it 'A Fish Called Wanda'? With Kevin Kline as Otto?
OK, how about, "I need a nickname."
"How about pokey?"
Marty, I don't know if there is a movie associated, but it sure sounds like Mike Garcia playing Pookie answered by Chris Meono playing Pherph...
Perhaps it was the movie version of
My So-Called Life
Marty, read the rules.
Pherph, you're up.
Good point Bartt and Pherph...
Still waiting for Pherph's movie line...
The current favorite in my house is...
"Mike Wazowski!"
Monsters Inc.
All right my turn,
"Men don't follow titles, they follow courage"
Oops, forgot to say who said that one. It could be a number of characters, but probably Boo
I'm going to guess Braveheart.
Nice one Scotty.
Your turn.
"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that"
Better Off Dead
Garbage men standing on bridge, don't know actors or character names.
"Thank God for the left nipple"
IMDB lists Steven Williams as Tree Trimmer (and because there is a link - confirms that is his line...)
Infamous ice cube scene...
Mookie Do the right thing.
"We're not doing it for the money. We're doing it for a shitload of money!"
SpaceBalls.....Lone Star played by Bill Pullman
"Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. No, conditionaer is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really?"
Billy Madison, Adam Sandler as Billy Madison
"Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?
In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual."
Just guessing the movie is good enough movie forward. Add the character/actor just to show off your tremendous knowledge.
TOP SECRET - conversation between Hilary and the vendor.
Next Issue:
".1)Man,the rocky mountains sure are flat.
2.)Yeah,that John Denver guy was full of shit."
Dumb and Dumber. Either Harry or Lloyd.
"What we've got here, is a failure to communicate."
Having never seen it, I have no idea who said it, but
Cool Hand Luke with Paul Newman
and now a softball
YOU SHIT ON MY HOUSE!
Good one Guis! That's from "Can't Buy Me Love." Your quote was said by, Seth Green to Patrick Dempsey!
My turn, "May I go to the bathroom? ....
..."thank you!." Said by Rupret.
Steve Martin as Rupret (sp?)
in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
I'll start off with an easy one...
"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."
Chevy Chase as Fletch (to Gail)
...Now try this one on.
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*** how crazy they are."
Since I've gone more than once, those that have already participated should feel free to join in again.
From Dusk til Dawn
And from one of the best scenes in any movie........
"F--k you! That's my name. You know why mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name."
GlenGarry Glen Ross
Alec Baldwin as Blake
...
"No more Miller High Life"
Another hint, perhaps? The LULL is too long here....
It's a Spike Lee film
Do The Right Thing (1989)?
You are up. Sonny the Grocer to Da Mayor
Woohoo! A classic line:
"I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is LIGHT beer?"
Back to the Future and I am pretty sure it was the 1st one. Biff would be the one talking...
Let's turn it up a notch....
"I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy."
Boogie Nights, Floyd Philip something or other is the actor
"Mark doesn't want you because you're mean and evil. He wants me because I'm nice, and sweet, and pure. So f*** off!"
"Once Bitten", Robin Pierce
Next issue, another classic:
"1)I'm going to Bombay, India, to become a movie star!
2)You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we're going: Hollywood!
1)Sure, if you want to do it the easy way!"
Muppet Movie. Gonzo & Fozzie.
This one makes me laugh to no end:
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire."
Office Space! I don't know the characters name, but he was the jumpy guy they end up putting in the basement. In fact, the guy looks like Bartt...chubby with thick glasses.
"Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear!"
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
"And when I say essay...I mean essay. I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times. Is that clear Mr.Bender?"
Breakfast Club, Principal What's His Name
...
Blue Horse Shoe Loves Anacot Steel
Wall Street, Charlie Sheen
Next up is....
"Can you dig it?"
All right, another hint if you need it.
-Why did you waste Cyrus?
-No reason... I just like doing things like that!
The Warriors - 1979?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and throw another one out there...
"Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years"
Old School, Vince Vaughn's character I think, in the locker room after the dance routine fiasco.
"I'd like 10,000 marbles, please."
Animal House - preparing for the parade.
"You might have noticed I have a slight weight problem. I went to this doctor. He told me I swallow alot of aggression...along with alot of pizzas."
Stripes, John Candy as Ox
Here's a layup (HA! I kill me)
I play, coach stays. He goes, I go.
Hoosiers, Jimmy Chitwood
With a little inspiration from prior listings...
Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
John Candy in National Lampoon's Vacation...
don't know character's name.
How about
A game of chess - against our old adversary...
(John Candy's character is listed as Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld.)
Quote continued:
...The American Navy. Your fathers and your older brothers played it before you and played it well.
Hunt for Red October, Sean Connery's character- Capt. Ramius.
"1)How is that gorgious girlfriend of yours?"
"2)Well, She's no longer my girlfriend"
Shallow Hal?
Ah, no. Gordy isn't here to give a hint, but all I know is that the quote is from a funeral scene...
Damn that Gordy!
Four Weddings and a Funeral, to be exact
"If it wasn't for me, you would probably be singing in some run-down rat hole for a bunch of fat cowgirls from Iowa."
"Yeah, and if it wasn't for me you'd probably be a waitress there."
Since I'm 1 of only 10 people to have seen the movie Pure Country I'll change my quote:
"Just a fly in the ointment Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass."
Bruce Willis as John McLean in 'Die Hard'
"I'm shrinking."
Sorry. John McClane.
OK-
Probably nobody is reading, but I will add context...
"I'm shrinking!"
"Bummer"
OKOK-
"Grandma, you're get smaller"
"I'm shrinking!"
"Bummer"
Parenthood, with Steve Martin? I'm not sure the actors...but clearly Grandma is grandma.
1) "Do you know what "nada" means?"
2) "Isn't that a light chicken gravy?"
The Three Amigos!
Chevy Chase who plays Dusty Bottoms, Steve Martin as Lucky Day, and Martin Short as Ned Nederlander.
Here's my quote, "Well, I'm so glad you called, because I forgot to tell you today what a nice ass you have. I'm also impressed that you were able to get my phone number given the fact that I don't have a phone."
"The American President"
Annette Benning as Sydney Ellen Wade.
"I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette."
"Do you have a preference?"
"Not really, as long as the collar and cuffs match."
Diamonds are Forever, 1971. Said by Sean Connery as James Bond and replied by Tiffany Case played by Jill St. John <-- Hubba hubba!
Having too much fun here! So I am going again. Here's my famous quote:
"Enough Talk!"
OK, here are two quick hints. It was a sequel. It was said in a thick Austrian accent.
Platoon?
I can't believe I'm the first one to pay homage to Quan this way.
Nope. Not Platoon.
Next hint. The first movie and this sequel had very little dialogue, but launched this action-hero/superstar/politician into super stardom.
The line was humerous in the movie, because it stopped a philisophical debate and started a fight.
The same actor who said this line, said, "I'll be back" in another movie. Now, name the movie where he said, "Enough Talk."
The guy from "The People Under The Stairs: 2" in the "The People Under The Stairs: 2"?
Last hint, then I give it away...this movie had another actor that "scored" with 2000 woman and also scored 100 points in a game once too.
Sorry Marty, I just love to joke around with you. Goes back to our days in the D!
Conan the Destroyer.
"Chucky Miller, right? I see he's resorted to sending his messenger boy."
"Boy? I see no boy here."
"Can't Buy Me Love"
Seth Green as Chuckie Miller (I am embarrassed that I had to look up Seth Green).
I don't remember who opened the conversation. Probably Amanda Peterson as Cindy Mancini.
This is a tough one...
"That's a dark horse. Throwing a googly at your age."
Brian Koethe should know...
I feel bad about killing this thread...
The film was from 1987 and was set in World War II, England...
A guess: Billy (? the boy) in "Hope and Glory"
How about this one:
"I like High School girls. I get older. They stay the same age."
That is from Dazed and Confused, it was Mathew Mcohonccyheh's character. I'm pretty positive on the spelling of his name, so don't bother arguing. I forget the character's name, but I think it was "Barttlebort".
1) "You know, you don't act like a scientist."
2) "They're kind of stiff."
1) "You're more like a game show host."
That's Barttelbort, ya Kordell Stewart lovin' freak.
Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS! Dana & Venkman, Sigorney Weaver and Bill Murray.
"We're watching Platoon." No, wait, that's just a quote ABOUT movies. Let's try this:
"Don't know. Never been attacked by tree."
Karate Kid, Daniel-san and Miyagi. Bartt, you're a real piece of work!
"Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds. "
Coming to America, the father of the chick Eddie Murphy ends up marrying (too lazy to head to IMDB right now)
next quote:
"You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Spoken by the Knights who say "Ni!"
"You remind me of a Man"
"What man?"
"The man with the power"
"What power?"
"The Power of Hoodoo."
"Hoodoo?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"You remind me of a man."
The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, 1947. Cary Grant.
Here's an easier one. Nice try, Pherph!
1: And you are Mr. Pink.
2: Why am I Mr. Pink?
1: Cause you're a faggot, ok?
2: How about I be Mr. Purple?
1: No, You can't be Mr. Purple.
2: Why not?
1: Someone on another job is Mr. Purple!
3: Who cares what your name is?
1: Oh yeah that's easy for you to say you've got a cool sounding name. How about we trade, OK? You're Mr. Pink.
Resevoir Dogs - Steve Buscemi is Mr. Pink
"Leave the gun. Take the cannolli."
Godfather I...some fat guy after wacking Don Corleone's driver.
"You once found me beautiful"
"baby, you got real ugly"
Army of Darkness - Bruce Campbell to the princess-turned-hag.
"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head...and swallow"
Ok, J-Dog, doesn't look like anyone's gonna try to figure out your quote. How about another?
IMDB says it was Walter Matthau as Max Goldman in 'Grumpy Old Men'
How about...
We can turn those mosquito bites into juicy, juicy mangoes!
Bend It Like Beckham!
My Turn, how about,
"Now, the most important thing is, we have to work as a team, which means: you do everything I tell you."
OK, a hint. The movie was out in the past 5 years. It had lots of English humor in it. Received great ratings from most critics, and was a kid favorite.
Chicken Run. Wouldn't have gotten it w/o the hint. How about this one: "What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork."
The pudgy kid in Sixteen Candles.
"Oh, wait. Isn't she a great big fat person?"
'The Silence of the Lambs'
Jame Gumb played by Ted Levine
(Tracy nearly had character spelling correctly, but we had to look up actor's name)
"Goose, take me to bed or lose me forever."
Top Gun, Meg Ryan's character
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
Airplane, Peter Graves is Captain Oveur
"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
It's from Major League (the original one). I have no idea what the character's name was. Does this count? If so, how about this one:
"Oh, I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Mannilow from a phone booth at 2:00AM."
Yes it is. As is my "That movie with Jennifer Love-Hewitt & Seth Green" answer. Can't Hardly Wait.
"You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person...on, formaldehyde face."
They Live - the character was Nada, I believe.
On that note, this should be easy for you Bartt-
"2000 years and he can't find a single girl to fit the bill... doing something wrong."
I believe that one is Big trouble in little china by the man himself, Kurt russell. Lo Pang was looking for a chinese girl with green eys.
How 'bout this:
"What kind of man is he?"
"He's like other men. Just more so."
Can we get a hint on this one?
ya, how 'bout another quote from the same movie and character (another hint if you need it, it just was re-released on dvd)....
"where were you last night?"
"I can't remember that far back"
"Well what are you doing tonight?"
"I never plan that far ahead"
Casablanca
"Well, you know someone else was involved in that movie who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo Di Caprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies have been made based on his plays: Hamlet, West Side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat..."
This is from another classic, "Orange County". I forget the character's name, but it's the guy who wrote the screenplay and who played Buck in "Chuck and Buck" (he wrote that one too). An easy one:
"Excuse me, do you sell videos?"
"Yeah...what are you looking for?"
"Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
clerks. the clerk proceeds to have a conversation about porno while the mom and son stand there in shock. here's another (real) classic. I've kinda been into an old movie kick lately.
"you're drunk"
"I'm very drunk, and I intend to get drunker still"
great line (!) but "gone w/ the wind" a "classic"?!? how 'bout this one:
lord loves a working man...don't trust whitey...see a doctor and get rid of it.
Uh...it won like 20 academy awards.
And I don't know your quote unfortunately.
You're both classics in my book! I think I was channeling Pherph there for a second.
Steve Martin is Navin R. Johnson, The Jerk.
"Now, when I say "who's da mastah" you gotsta say "Sho'nuff!"
Don't have a guess, but "da mastah" is definitely Bartt! "Sho'nuff!"
How bout a hint on that one?
It starred Julius Carry as Sho 'Nuff, Vanity as the love interest, and Taimak as Bruce Leroy. Not to be confused with Bruce Lee, though the movie's title could easily be confused with that of a Bruce Lee film.
Off topic, but who was in "Action Jackson", Vanity or Appolonia?
I haven't seen it, but I'm guessing Kung Pow as Bartt's movie
Woertz, you're off by a couple of decades.
Sammy, it was in fact Vanity in 'Action Jackson'. See Vanity's film credits (and snag the answer to my quote) here:
Vanity
If I can sing the theme song to and make my hands move so fast that they appear to double and triple, can I also be the last dragon, Bruce Leeroy?
"It ain't the six minutes. It's what happens in the six minutes."
Tracy used Google to find that this was
Vision Quest
(I failed using IMDB).
She picks:
"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"
Another great Animal House quote.
"No, ya dingbat, ya hafta turn the oven on before you put the turkey in."
Animal House, dude in the bar where Otis Day and the Knights were playing.
I was the East Coast distributor of "involved." I ate it, drank it, and breathed it. ...Then they killed Martin, Bobby, and they elected Tricky Dick twice, and people like you must think I'm miserable because I'm not involved anymore. Well, I've got news for you. I spent all my misery years ago. I have no more pain for anything. I gave at the office.
Jinx!
Nobes's quote is from 'Field of Dreams'
James Earl Jones (from Michigan) plays Terence Mann.
SmooveB's seems to be from 'American Pie 2'.
Alison Hannigan as Michelle Flaherty.
(I needed some good searching on IMDB and Google to get these.)
"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
Batman! Jack Nicholson as the Joker.
Good one Pherph!
"You manaics. You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God Damn you all to hell!"
Charlton Heston "Planet of the Apes"
Here's mine.....
This frigging game is ruining my life.
Wow. Going deep with that one. Sly Stallone as the goalkeeper (don't remember his name) in Victory or something like that. It is the only war soccer movie I've seen.
"You can make out of your life chicken sh*t or chicken salad...it's up to you"
Ok, either I stumped you or we're all still stunned after the Oregon loss.
Here's a hint, the movie stars Ted Danson.
I think you should be disqualified for posting a quote from a Ted Danson vehicle in the first place....
Scotty, bringin' the pain.
My mind raced past Made in America and Getting Even With Dad. Since it has another quote I like(I'd rather have a case of the clap than a case of this wine) I'll go with Cousins.
Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
From one of the best movies *ever* - "This is Spinal Tap" as said by David St. Hubbins (aka Michae McKean). When will they tour again? How about this one:
I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great. And they are. They are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie is not enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Kenny. That's serious.
That would be Michael Keaton from Mr. Mom...an underrated flick if I do say so myself. Now check this out:
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8...Oswald was a fag.
We've gone from Apes, to Danson, to mocumentary, to Mr. Mom...that's covering some ground fellas.
The Usual Suspects, whichever Baldwin was in that. For our purposes, I'll say Chucky Baldwin.
Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.
I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Up the voltage
Real Genius, too lazy to check IMDB for the actors.
While we're on the topic of stuttering:
"Oh no! It's K-K-K-Ken, C-C-C-Coming to K-K-K-Kill me!"
I think, for the top of my head, that we went back to Kevin Kline in 'A Fish Called Wanda'
If I am right, then we truly have come full circle.
Smoove B, is that right?
Why yes, yes it is. I did not see a rule against using the same film twice.
No sir. Pherph is up again.
Let me introduce you to my little friend.
I could be screwin' this one up, but if you meant "Say hello to my little friend", then you are referring to Al Pacino in Scarface.
Let me know if my assumption was correct. If so....
"Listen to this dude Rufus. He knows what he's talking about"
Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure.
And I am guessing pherph did not screw up and that previous quote was from a parody of scarface and not scarface itself..but I choose to ignore that guess and allow myself another quote:
You see this one mikey? This was my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back...i'm taking 'em all back!
That quote is good enough for me, and so are the Goonies (Mouth, Corey Feldman). To play off a theme:
Wolfman's got nards!
The Monster Squad from 1987. A great movie in memory, but I wouldn't recommend watching it again. It will ruin it.
1)"Well, how do you like the film?"
2)"I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this. "
I should have known this one (considering it's jason's quote)...but I'll admit it's an IMDB special. Muppet movie, waldorf.
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"Well...I got better"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, during the witch hunt.
Babe in hot tub about to pour champagne into guy's glass: "Say when..."
Guy holding glass in hot tub: "How 'bout right after this drink."
Good one...Thornton Mellon (Rodney Dangerfield) in "Back to School"
"you're crazy!"
"that what they said about son of sam..."
hint:
said by a former saturday night live cast member
Cindy Morgan as Lacey Underall
Chevy Chase as Ty Webb, Caddyshack
Don't ever marry an ugly woman, she'll suck the life right out of ya.
Roadhouse
The guy who owned the autopart store.
"What, these bleeds."
Sorry for killing the thread.
Here's the preceding quote:
"Because if I had enough time, I would take those rosary bleeds and shove em up your nose."
"These bleeds"
This thread will never die. Not as long as there's bacon in the toaster!
Cannonball Run
Some combination of Sammy Davis Jr, Dean Martin and Burt Reynolds. I know it happens during the credits.
This is the happiest day of my life! My testicles are dropping!
Freddie (Steve Martin) from 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' (a classic)...How about this one:
There's a saying in Missouri...if you don't like the weather just wait five minutes. In Blaine, with some hard work, I think we can get that down to 3 or 4 minutes.
Waiting For Guffman, Larry Miller as the mayor
Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick
Wayne's World. Dana Carvey as Wayne.
Nazis. I gate these guys.
I mean...
Nazis. I hate these guys.
(need edit button)
Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
"It is not our abilities who show what we truly are; It is our choices."
Dumbledoor (sp?) from Harry Potter 2 (the "Chamber of Secrets", I think) as played by Richard Harris. I apologize to the Harry Potter-philes for butchering this one. Nonetheless...How about this one:
Up there, there is so much room
Where baby's burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Up there
South park the movie, Satan. How about another song from a comedy...
"I was sittin pluckin' chickens, and I was pickin through the pickins when a bunch of goyum busted through my lawn! I didn't even know'em but they grabbed me by the scrotum and started playing ping pong with my balls! Oh the agony! Oooh the shame! To make your privates public for a game!"
Ok...how about the chorus of the song:
"The inquisition, what a show. The inquisition, here we go. You know you're wishin that we'd go away! But the inquisition's here and it's here to stay..."
"History of the World, Part I"
Mel Brooks singing.
Sorry, Tony, I thought I knew it, but I forgot to double-check.
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual Translyvania."
"Rock Horror Picture Show", Tim Curry as Frank...How about this one:
"Husband: Negative
Children and Labrador: Negative
Tight little package: Affirmative"
Correction: Dr. Frank-n-Furter (right?)
Sorry for killing the thread...How about a hint. The line is said by Matt Dillon and after "Wild Things" this is probably his best movie.
There's Something About Mary?
That's it! Got a quote?
"The price is wrong, Bob!"
Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore
up next....
"Guy likes to see homos naked, that don't help me none"
Joe Dirt!, David Spade as the title character
"Time to feed my parakeet."
"What is that, Russian for "wacking off"?"
The modern american/russian classic tale of glastnost...Red Heat.
"You seem a good fellow, I hate to kill you."
"You seem a good fellow, I hate to die."
The Princess Bride, Inigo & Westley, Mandy Patinkin & Cary Elwes
Exchewing the urge to to use a quote from Ski School II, I give you this:
"Head! Pants! Now!"
Exchewing!? Is that an event on Fear Factor? I'm a simpleton. That'll teach me to try and use eschewing and Ski School II in the same sentence.
Mike Myers as Stuart MacKenzie in
So I Married an Axe Murderer
I really liked this movie and my favorite line is
Aye, that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his HUGE pillow.
My quote is ...
Men make women messy.
Rene Russo's character from Thomas Crowne Affair - the new one. One of the coolest movies ever! Here's one from another cool movie:
Alright...You proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.
Ocean's 11, Andy Garcia as Terry Benedict
You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.
Matt Damon as Mike McDermott in Rounders
(by the way, Malkovich as KGB Teddy is one of my favorite performances to quote - especially while playing cards)
"I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows."
Van Wilder as Van Wilder in The Van Wilder Story - Return from Eden...Or Ryan Reynolds as Van Wilder in Van Wilder.
It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.
was that in the first Naked Gun movie?
"I'm sorry about that delousing, just standard procedure." "It's powdered sugar." "The lice hate the sugar"
I just saw this movie for the first time last night and it was *very* funny - Super Troopers. I have no idea what the character names are (sorry). How about this one:
Who's car is that out front?
Mine...1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
American Beauty. Kevin Spacey's Character to Annette Benning's. Great Quote.
"You know...for kids"
The Hudsucker Proxy Tim Robbins as Norville Barnes describing the hula hoop. Great movie. I need to buy it.
You move like a pregnant yak.
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
Joel Grey as Chiun
I was just thinking about that movie...but I had to IMDB to get the quote.
"Have I got a big nose, Mum?"
"Stop thinking about sex!"
This is from one of my favorites, Life of Brian (Graham Chapman as Brian). How about this one (it may be a little out of season):
Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard, incontrovertible facts. There is a God. And, I'm not Him.
Very existential..."Rudy", the priest to rudy played by sean astin.
"If I have two bullets left should I save them for us?"
"No, use them on the next son of a bitch that tries to bite you"
From Dusk 'Til Dawn (excellent movie, btw). I don't remember the character names. However, it's Juliette Lewis talking to George Clooney. How about this one:
'Baby Talk' that's not a saying!
Oh? But 'Baby Fish Mouth' is sweeping the nation?
'When Harry Met Sally'
I think that it is the Harry's friend, but I will go check that.
Nope it was Harry (Billy Crystal) responding to Jess (Bruno Kirby).
"So THAT's how it is in their family"
"Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
The principal/antagonist. don't remember his name.
"The problem isn't guns. The problem is the bullets. If we started charging $5,000 per bullet, there wouldn't be any innocent bystanders"
Hint: quote w/ in a documentary...
'Bowling for Columbine'
said by Chris Rock.
Hilarious bit. I question whether any Michael Moore movie should qualify as a documentary. I think that they are all simply editorials.
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way. Sydney"
Finding Nemo!
Said numerous times by Dory and Nemo's Dad!
"Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Cause I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place."
Green Mile, John Coffey (I don't know that actor's name, but he was very good.) How about this (seasonally appropriate) one:
Toe-Pick!
The Cutting Edge
said by Moira Kelly (a hottie)
"No Thanks Freud-dude.. I've just got a minor Oedipal complex"
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure...Bill. (don't know his real name, too lazy to look it up). And as a side note, I too believe that Ms. Kelly is a hottie and ranks high in the pantheon of underrated hotties of the 90's.
"Well that's just great, we'll hit 'em with the liar liar, pants on fire defense! You see, in a court of law we require something called evidence, or were you asleep the day they taught law at law school?"
(note, may not be an exact quote, but it's a pretty easy one and I think you get the gist)
Years of living with McCoy and Little Liv forces me to ask, "Is that The Firm? The Pelican Brief?"
A Few Good Men, Tom Cruise as Daniel Kaffee
They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'
Jack Nicholson as McMurphy
(had to look this up. Believe it or not, haven't seen the movie. Have read the book.)
"It's not a tumor."
"Kindergarden Cop"
Arnold Swartzenegger as the Kindergarden Cop
"It's not so much that I'm good, it's Roenick, he's good"
"Roenick's a bitch"
and an extra bonus quote because I really like that scene....
"Okay, this one goes out to superfan #99 here, I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed."
Vince Vaughn as Trent in "Swingers"
and probably John Favreau as Mike.
Hilarious movie, but I had to look it up.
"You'll shoot your eye out."
Peter Billingly as Ralphie Parker in "A Christmas Story"
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!"
I apologize it was Melinda Dillon who played Ralphie's Mother who said "You'll shoot your eye out" She was talking to Ralphie when she said it.
Strange Brew
Rick Moranis as Bob McKenzie.
"What in the hell are you doing with that lawn-mower blade?"
"I aim to kill you with it. Mmhmmm."
French Fried Potaters. MMMMHMMMM.
Sling Blade, Billy Bob Thornton.
Wrong, a long time ago we knew each other for a short period of time; you don't know anything about me. It was easy back then. No one had a cushier berth than we did. It's not surprising our friendship could survive that. It's only out there in the real world that it gets tough.
have any of you heard pat herek do his slingblade impression? it's priceless. also, this movie quote is one of my favorites.
"Johnson, Navin R, sounds like your typical bastard."
also, those t-saur lines i think are from swingers, maybe vince vaughan's character. yeah.
"is he clean michael?"
dammit, maybe i should read better. sorry pherph
Nobes' quote is from 'The Big Chill'
Bill Hurt as Nick.
Hollywood's first is 'The Jerk' but I don't know actor.
I don't have Hollywood's second. It is far better to have him playing the game than to yell at him for over-enthusiasm.
"Just a bit outside."
Bob Uecker (the Brewer's play-by-play announcer) as Harry Doyle in Major League.
In honor of Hollywood's return.
"We went like this, he went like
that. I say to Hollywood: Where'd
he go? Hollywood says: where'd who
go?"
Top gun, Wolfman to Goose. Don't know who played the Wolfman.
"Sir, my seat belt appears to be broken, what do you recommend I do?"
"I recommend you stop being such a fag."
Old School, Luke Wilson as Mitch Martin, Stuart Cornfeld as the Cab Driver. In a strange coincidence I caught a special on Ben Stiller recently where I learned Stuart was his production partner.
" I wish I had someone I could really respect. Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo!"
Wow, we almost let this thread die. The longest thread in akAA online history.
I looked up...
Adrien Zmed as Jay O'Neill in 'Bachelor Party'
Let me offer,
"That'll do, pig. That'll do."
Good catch, Pherph! The quote is from Babe (as said by the old man). Definitely one of the best pig movies ever! How about this one:
Special agent Utah! This is not some job flipping burgers at your local drive in! Yes...your surf board bothers me! Yes...your approach to this whole damn case bothers me! And, yes...you bother me!
Point Break, the police chief (not gary busey, but I don't remember his real name).
Another viable quote from that movie would be "Woh," I believe.
"Keaton used to say that he didn't believe in God, but he was scared of him. Well Agent Coulian, I do believe in God. And the only thing that scares me is Kyser Sose."
Kevin Spacey as Verbal Kint in The Usual Suspects.
I'm gonna keep the soda and the fries but I'm gonna send this back. If you bring me another hamburger with mayonnaise on it, I'll cut off your legs, set fire to your house and then watch you try to crawl out of your burning house with bloody stumps.
Bruce Willis as Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski in "The Whole Nine Yards"
I thought that I recognized it, but I had to look it up. IMDB taught me that not only is "The Whole Ten Yards" available, but Bruce is at work on Die Hard 4.
Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
No.
Why, am I the only one who has that dream?
Val Kilmer as Chris Knight (to Mitch) in Real Genius. Top notch, Pherph, top notch!
Say "what the f#%k." ...If you can't say it, you can't do it.
Risky Business, Curtis Armstrong as Miles
(I had to look up character name and actor and I am a little embarrassed that I didn't remember that it was Booger who was speaking.)
I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich, and... a steak sandwich.
In honor of baseball starting up again, I present Robert DeNiro opening The Fan:
Excited and anxious I await my dream,
To escape, applaud, and embrace my team.
Opening Day I always can trust,
It’s just for this high that I crazily lust.
Return of our heroes does brighten the days
Just briefly my troubles get lost in the haze.
The grace from the field arouses the crowd,
Reflects on the days when I was quite proud.
I’m more entranced then the average fan,
I used to play you see and I know I still can.
That time I drove the ball with such loft,
My exit a top shoulders as they carried me off.
This pastime and I just fade into one,
Expanded upon like father and son.
My boy is young and awkward for now,
I just need the time and can show him how.
I really am quite close just a break away,
From straightening things out and being okay.
I can help my team to regain its glory,
With just a little twist to the same old story.
Players say now they play for themselves,
This causes a burning within me that dwells.
The fan is the one who pays for the game,
This bestows all the riches and welcome fame.
The players will listen but really don’t hear,
All the while just hiding behind an invisible tear.
I grow tired now of all this greed,
And chart a course to set things free.
Scat. Learn how to play the friggn' game.
The way this works is someone gives a quote and someone else has to name the movie, character, and actor. The person who correctly answers the question then supplies a new quote and the game continues.
You would have been okay if you had said that Pherph's quote was from the movie Fletch said by Jane Doe aka Irvin "Fletch" Fletcher (Chevy Chase) and then provided your quote without saying it was from DeNiro in the Fan.
Since I got the quote right I will continue the longest thread in AKAA website history by providing the next quote.
"I hate Illinois Nazis"
You didn't play by the rules Scat, but we still love you. Come back and try again!
As for you Mr. Kossen, I see your John Belushi and Jake Blues in the The Blues Brothers and raise you this....
Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
You send that many, don't forget one thing.
What?
A good supply of body bags.
Rambo - the Green Beret guy speaking...Richard something ...
Now I leave to go look that up.
It did just dawn on me that the proper title is 'First Blood' but only after I started the search on Rambo
Richard Crenna as Colonel Samuel Troutman
to Brian Dennehy as Sheriff Will Teasle (I forgot that he was the Sheriff)
It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.
Richard Harris as Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
Scat, keep playing. I was more upset at the inepetitude of a business decision at work than your quote. You were in the wrong spot at the wrong time.
Now onto the quote:
"Ha, ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia', but only slightly less well known is this: 'never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line'. Ha ha ha!! "
The princess bride, the bald dude who plays viccini right before he dies through a fatal dose of iocane powder (which happens to be completely smell-less and taste-less and is completely undetectable)
"Questions will be asked...and destroyed by answers!!!"
Ok, that was actually a quote from futurama, but I liked it so much I wanted to share. Speaking of which, maybe we could do like a simpsons/futurama/family guy quote forum. Although I suppose it would be fairly arbitrary as to which shows are valid subjects. Anywho...here's the real quote:
"Always his mind on the future. Never on where he was! What he was doing!"
Frank Oz as the voice of Yoda. "The Empire Strikes Back"
(no help)
The Royal Penis is clean.
Guessing it was said to Eddie Murphy in Coming to America by an unkown woman in a hot tub.
After a quick check it appears that Eddie's character was officially Prince Akeem of Zamunda.
I am not confident of my guess but will post a quote in case I am correct.
"Is this heaven?" "No, this is Iowa".
I confirmed my instincts...
Ray Liotta as Shoeless Joe Jackson to Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella in 'Field of Dreams'
"Sure, Mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning."
Goodfellas (1990), by Tommy Devito (Joe Pesci), I believe.
If so, I give this:
Student 1: "My mother always says that violence never solves anything."
Teacher: "Really? I wonder what the city fathers of Hiroshima would have to say about that. You."
Student 2:"They probably wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed."
Teacher: "Correct."
Starship Troopers, Lt. Razek(sp?) to Carmen.
Here is mine, "You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once! "
I guessed "Johnny Dangerously" and Bitsy confirmed. She also knew that it was Joe Piscopo and we looked up the character name Danny Vermin.
Good pick, Marty.
"They Fuck You at the drive-thru!"
Lethal Weapon 2, Joe Pesci as Leo Getz
For the parents playing the game (and because I watched this film on more than one occasion due to the influence of the Pitts household), I offer this:
I had that weird dream again.
You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
I had to look up
'Muppets from Space' Steve Whitmire as the voice of Rizzo the Rat.
I should have been able to get that...
I wanted to use
"Aren't waiters wonderful? You ask for things and they bring them to you."
(but imdb didn't list that and I thought it might be a bit obscure.)
so my 2nd choice from the same character is
"Oh, you're a hedge."
(but imdb doesn't list that one either)
so I will choose
"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I thought I was doing great with you."
Dudley Moore in Arthur.
"Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOOOOOSE!"
Michael Richards as Stanley Spadowski in
UHF
And they got a pool table too!
Dana Carvey as Garth in Wayne's World.
An obscure one:
You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that.
James Stewart and Jefferson Smith in Mr. Smith goes to Washington. My mother's addiction to old movies bails me out again.
"Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon. And while we do that here's a little mood music for you."
Adam Sandler as Robbie in 'The Wedding Singer'
I am inspired by Scottie to try...
Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn!
and if that is not clear enough...
Where the devil are my slippers?
Thank you Pherph for, Eliza Doolittle, in "My Fair Lady". It's a great movie although,"The Sound of Music" is the greatest musical ever!
Here's my quote:
"Let's get something straight, ok? there's no "we". there never was a "we". In fact, without "me", it wouldn't even be a "you"."
When the poppas on the board are providing the quotes there's 70% chance it will be from an animated film. You guys, with your crazy responsibility.
Luckily, my unemployment has allowed me to catch this film several times on HBO. Ice Age, Ray Romano as the voice of Manfred the wooly mammoth.
"Stampeding cattle."
"That's not much of a crime."
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky. Sign here."
Blazing Saddles
Cleavon Little as Bart to
Harvey Korman as Hedley Lamarr
"Put Edwina back in bowl"
Ok, same movie - same character (plus one)
You'll have to do it.
Do what?
You know, take it out.
Take what out?
The little fireman.
The little fireman?
You know, my penis.
How dare you say penis to a dead woman.
Same theme...
"If you don't, he is going to PISS all over your half of my body."
New character...
"I may not know exactly what balls do, but they have to make a better pair than you two."
Pherph, are you quoting that siamese twins movie with Matt Damon and Gregg Kenear? I've never seen it, but it sounds like that may be what you are talking about. Either way, you are REALLY pushing hard for us to guess this sucker.
Okay...I'll try this one. I'm pretty sure these are from 'All of Me' with Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin. How about this one (it's kinda easy):
Don't mess with me. I'm the 'Stair Master'. I have mastered the stairs. I wish that I had a step right here. I could step here...and here..and here and step all over it.
Good One Greg! That's Shrek! Or actually, the Donkey in Shrek, voice of Eddie Murphy.
Here's mine, a former winner at the Film Festival:
Actor1: Are there any balls down there?
Actor2: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!
DanDan busted up and called
Clerks said by Jay (Jason Mewes)
I sought help because I wanted to offer...
Demented and sad, but social!
Judd Nelson as Bender in The Breakfast Club
"All balls itch! It's a fact!"
I am thinking that it's "Tomboy". Bitsy loves that movie. She made my Dad watch it and he liked it too.
I'm going to go look it up...
imdb won't confirm. It would have been said by her brother...
Google won't confirm either. Maybe Bartt will.
If I am up, then I pick...
Give Us - Us free.
(or Give Us Free)
As long as no one else will answer it I might as well.
It's the younger brother in Just One of the Guys (Joyce Hyser, William Zabka)
"Your mom puts license plates in your underwear?"
Real Genius.
Val Kilmer as Chris Knight.
Tracy wants the record cleared that she doesn't like 'Tomboy'.
She did clarify that she likes 'Just One of the Guys.' So, I hope people can believe me that I was close. Thanks. Brad.
Now,
Give Us, Us Free
or 'Give Us Free'
I just watched a movie with this guy last night. It's spoken by Djimon Hounsou's character (I had to check my DVD to spell it right) in Amistad (a very good movie). Another pretty good movie (the one that I just watched) with him is "In America". Okay...This one's not from as weighty a flik:
Hey, I'll tell you what...You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
Tommy Boy, spoken by Tommy Boy (Chris Farley).
"You ask me, do I have a god complex? Let me tell you something, I am god."
Alec Baldwin in Malice. I do not remember the character's name...
"P. Sherman, 42 wallaby lane, Sydney."
This one has already been said! Nevertheless, I'll answer, Dori the fish in "Finding Nemo"! Yes, I'm a Papa!
Here is an easy one (not for the kids!)....I love the "disgusting" scene so much I just kept writing!
Person#1 You okay?
Person#2 Naw man. I'm pretty ****in' far from okay.
Person#1 What now?
Person#2 What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n****ers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a d*** sight. I'ma get medieval on your a**.
Person#1 I meant what now between me and you?
Person#2 Oh, that "what now." I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.
Pulp Fiction
Ving Rhames as Marcellus claiming the good lines.
At Cedar Point, I used this quote
"It's full of stars."
for my Dad. Then I explained the game and that I had lots of quotes that I can't remember when it is my turn.
IMDB doesn't list that one, so I will add.
"What are you doing, Dave?"
That has to be '2001: A Space Odyssey," but that's all I've got. I've never even seen the movie; I lost interest while the chimps were playing catch.
If it is, then:
"Was that a dickfor?"
"What's a dickfor?"
I thought this was Ghost Busters, but it is really
Spies Like Us
Chevy Chase and Dan Ackroyd as Emmitt Fitz-Hume and Austin Millbarge.
"The greatest gift and honor is having you as a daughter."
More animated movie quotes (I believe). This one is from Mulan and is said by the father character. I have no idea what the character's name is or the actor supplying the voice (sorry). How about this one (in the form of a poem):
It's easy to grin
when your ship has come in
and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile,
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Ted Knight as Judge Smails in the all-time classic, Caddyshack. I'd respond with a quote from Caddyshack II but that would fly in the face of my belief that it never happened.
"We named the dog Indiana."
"The dog? You're named after the dog?"
"I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog."
Sean Connery as Prof. Jones
Then the girl, but I need to look her up.Maybe it is Sallah? Played by John Rhys-Davies
Then Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
"I feel like I taking crazy pills."
Will Ferrell as Mugatu in Zoolander
"Remember Mrs. Farmer. Whenever you buy a house, whatever's in the ground belongs to you. Whether it's gold or oil...or Claude Musselman."
Funny Farm. Kevin O'Morrison as Sheriff Ledbetter speaking. (I had to look this up.)
You're a funny man, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
This is from an Alyssa Milano classic -- Commando (co-starring w/ the current governor of California, Arnold). It's no 'Embrace of the Vampire', however. The line, btw, is spoken by Arnold. I forget the name of the character, but he's the commando-guy trying to rescue his daughter. This one may be tough:
She speaks poniards and every word stabs. If her breath were as terrible as her terminations, there were no living near her. She would infect to the North star. So indeed all disquiet, horror, and perturbation follows her.
Huh?
I concur with Tony's "Huh?" response. This quote is way to obscure for this forum. However the correct answer is of course Benedick from Taming of the Shrew. This is part of his angry monologue where he ironically proves Beatrice's classification of him as the "Princes Jester."
"Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.
Alec Baldwin as Jack Ryan quoting Sean Connery as Marko Ramius in 'The Hunt for Red October'
Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.
Same movie, same character
He's a natural born world-shaker.
Cool Hand Luke. George Kennedy as Dragline
"What's the other thing that scares you?"
"Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands."
Michael York as Basil Exposition speaking with Mike Myers as Austin Powers in "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery."
"No Yankee my Wankee! the Donger need food!"
Sixteen Candles, Gedde Watanabe as Long Duk Dong. OK, yes, I looked up the actor's name, but I knew the moview and character!
Here's mine:
You're gonna have to learn your clichés. You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to know them. They're your friends.